I think I am fine and not scared until we get to the hospital and then I start getting nervous. I get to the doctor’s office with my hubby. My appointment is at 730am so we get there early and guess what, hubby is completely exhausted. His eyes are so small I can barely see his pupils. Just little slits that I want to force open, but I refrain. I should also be tired but today the thought that my OB is about to stick a very long needle in my stomach makes me act like a little kid on sugar.

I mean this lady has gigantic boobs. The first time I saw her I thought they weren’t real. Seriously her boobs are in the Pamela Anderson’s category - ginormous, perky, round – they stare straight at you. Not that I want to ogle, but the size of those babies and the outfits she wears make it virtually impossible not to notice. Of course, when I pointed this out to my husband he said he never noticed ….yeah right. Anyway – besides the point. Who cares right?

“Of course not, you have old lady vagina”
For crying out loud that’s not avnice thing to say -I told her when she uttered the words OLD LADY VAGINA.
But then I thought, is this normal? Does it happen to everyone? Goodness gracious I am about to have my sixth child how old is my vagina??????? Does it get older the more children you have????