Gray hair is taking over my dark brown hair at a rapid pace. It’s an invasion that I fight with all my might, but one that is met with large obstacles, such as the expense of getting to a salon every six weeks to keep the enemy at bay.
I know, I could color my [...]

In the pre-kids and husband’s era I was a semi-professional dancer.
I say semi-professional because I only made it to Off-Broadway. Fifteen years ago I got a starring role as a girl who danced onto the stage, threw a roll of toilet paper toward the audience and ran out.
After that dazzling performance, I [...]

We finally found something that conservatives and liberals alike can agree on, the disapproval, to put it mildly, over Nadya Suleman’s parenting choices. Forget the debate surrounding the stimulus plan and the economic downfall, leave it to Suleman to unite the nation in criticizing her.
In the last week, every time I’ve read the news, I [...]

My daughter read my last blog entry and wanted to tell me what ’she’ thought of it. I thought it would be fair to give her a chance to respond.
‘Hi, my name is Luisa and I am a little mad at my mom because she never told me that she tries not to smile [...]

I wasn’t very good about feeding my soul. I was great at feeling badly about my contradictions and doubts. My path to faith, which is more often than not ridden with questions, wasn’t easy. Whose is? Let’s just say that my favorite apostle is without a doubt, no pun intended, Thomas – if I don’t [...]

These two products have been my constant companions for the last few weeks….

I don’t remember ever being so interested in having a twin, but my oldest daughters, two years apart, want to be twins so they try to dress up the same way.
Of course daughter number 1 is in charge of the act but they play this game for quite a while.
Here is a picture of them [...]

I mean this lady has gigantic boobs. The first time I saw her I thought they weren’t real. Seriously her boobs are in the Pamela Anderson’s category - ginormous, perky, round – they stare straight at you. Not that I want to ogle, but the size of those babies and the outfits she wears make it virtually impossible not to notice. Of course, when I pointed this out to my husband he said he never noticed ….yeah right. Anyway – besides the point. Who cares right?

“Of course not, you have old lady vagina”
For crying out loud that’s not avnice thing to say -I told her when she uttered the words OLD LADY VAGINA.
But then I thought, is this normal? Does it happen to everyone? Goodness gracious I am about to have my sixth child how old is my vagina??????? Does it get older the more children you have????