We may not know if Tiger Woods’ accident was indeed just a crash or something entirely different, but we’ve certainly been obsessing over this story for the last few days.
If for some inexplicable reason you don’t know what he looks like here’s his picture:
The sport legend is well known for protecting his privacy and for making sure that people around him also respect his personal life.
Some may argue that because he’s a public figure we, the news obsessed public, should know how many times he visits the bathroom every day, but certain things should be left to his own discretion unless he decides to share the nature of his visits to the restroom with us.
After all he’s known for his Super Golf Powers not for Tiger and Elie plus 2.
As it stands right now, news about Tiger Woods’crash has spread quicker than the H1N1 flu. Mild symptoms, such as the suggestion that it was a domestic dispute quickly became a deadly case, confirmation that he had an affair or that his marriage is on the brink of divorce.
Judgment is contagious and in this case it’s attacking the Woods’ family from all directions.
I’m not sure what’s a good response because I understand that we are all interested in other people’s lives, myself included, but I do feel badly for the true or untrue rumors flying around.
Perhaps the proper response should be something like what Kylie, the loyal Opossum in the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox does upon hearing any kind of news:
You see, his eyes are spirals. I’m following in his footsteps with my own spirals in response to Woods’ accident.
Perhaps it’s not just judgment that is contagious though, but also Kiley’s spirals.
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I feel bad for Tiger. Using him to make an example is ridiculous. Why not all the other actors out there that are cheating?