Monthly Archives: October 2008

Bullet Proof Vibrator

MAN and woman entered Spencer’s Gifts in Florida Mall with a large bag. With a suave move, the MAN removes a Pipe Dreams Remote Controlled Waterproof Bullet Vibrator from its packaging and puts it in his bag. He then puts the box back on the shelf and leaves the store. An employee [...]

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Language on strike

I wake up agitated, but I don’t know why. There’s a nagging feeling in my stomach that today is going to suck. Big time. I am out of sorts, so I look around and focus on familiar surroundings. The laundry piled up on the dresser, the baby’s clothes on the changing station, the blue [...]

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Surviving the in-laws

I just survived a visit with my in-laws – it went fairly well. Truth is, my father in law is a real nice man, straight forward, direct and funny. I have no issues with him. The one I have trouble with is my mother in law. If she could she’d cut my head off.
My husband [...]

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